Sunday, June 24, 2007

grievances

dear cta,

next year can you, like, not pick the day of the us v. mexico soccer final, cubs/sox game, and gay pride parade to work on the tracks? k thx.

xoxo

c

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dear mayor daley,

i know we are a diverse city. and i guess that includes people who listen to boney james. but was it really necessary to host a THREE-DAY "smooth jazz" festival, like, six feet from my school? couldn't you have conjured a bullshit permit violation like you do for your opponents' fundraisers? you studied for the bar once, too.

your pal,

claire

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that sounds brutal!

ginger said...

ah the sweet sounds of smooth jazz & the awesomeness of cta. are you sure they weren't just two great tastes that were never introduced..until now?